Amazing questions!!!

Some really Amazing questions some of my friends(nerds) ask me within seconds of logging in.
So see some questions that they asked me which left me totally spellbounded!!!
These are my favourite ones and are all born in the same malfunctioning brain!!
Mind it....WTA stands for wanted to answer!!!
and AA stands for Actually answered!!!
Q.1 Online???
WTA:-What the hell ???what did that message that popped up on your screen say???
AA- Yup!!!!Just signed in!!!Wassup???
Q.2 What do you do online all the time???
WTA:-I definitely cannot swim on the net!so i must be surfing!!
AA:-Nothing...Just.....
Its 1:00 AM and i am still online!!!Just then a friend drops the bombshell!!!
Q.3 Not Asleep???
WTA:-Well what do you think!!!Am i Keanu Reeves to stick a cable into my neck and browse in my sleep??
AA:-Not yet!!About to sign out!!!Good night!!!(Usually sign out before my smart friend drops another "intelligent" question!!!)
Time:-3:30PM
Q.4 Had your lunch???
WTA:-No!!!I will fast till Ganguly is back in the team!!!
AA:-Yup!!Had it long ago!!assume you had it too!!!
Well these are my favourite ones and list of non favourites goes on and on and on!!!
Just returned from college and i head straight to the comp to check my mail!!!
Q.5 Home already???Coming to college tomorrow???
WTA:-No i am planning to rent an empty classroom and stay in college 24/7.will dat make you happy???
AA:-Yup!!!Got (some number that passes my mind) tomorrow.Cant miss!!
Please god have mercy on my soul!!!!